The anatomy of a shakedown
Trying to get Ford to consistently sit on the toilet (I still have trouble saying "potty." It's a guy thing. Same reason I avoid "cute" and "vaginal delivery") has been a challenge. One minute he's [...]
Groupon: 2 kids, $20
Snap it up while you can, folks! That's a savings of 99.9%! Sigh. In all seriousness, we would have totally offered our kids up for that deal a few weeks ago. Now, before you call [...]
Eat your heart out, Santa
Butchered about 36 names, did the first ever Santa robot dance and let slip to one class that parents = Santa. All in a day's work.
Christmas Crap
Christmas crap? Christmas crap. A few years back when Page and I first bought our house in Raleigh, one of our relatives said that for Christmas we should be asking for "crap." A homeowner can [...]