Holiday Greetings from Team Fling!
It’s that time of year, folks! Break out the egg nog. Hang a string of white lights. Cozy up to the fireplace and read about the trainwreck that is life as a Fehling…
Jake…
…is now rocking a hair wall that brings him to a solid 7’2”. He still gets asked on the regular if he’s “that guy from ‘Horrible Bosses.’” And you still don’t understand what he does for a living. This year Jake discovered a secret talent for dead-lifting and fulfilled a life-long goal of winning a Charlotte Hornets halftime lip-sync contest. He celebrated by high-five’ing his way through every Hornets fan in the stadium only to walk outside to 17 city buses passing Spectrum Arena wrapped in 10-foot images of Page’s face. Ego, smashed. Which brings us to…
Page…
…still can’t decide which combination of her 800 names to use. She still loves bringing the people of Charlotte their news every morning, but that doesn’t stop her from complaining about how tired she is ALL. THE. TIME. Jake loves that part. This year Page lost a dance fundraiser to someone who did the…sigh…FOXTROT, but at least she won “Best TV Personality in Charlotte.” Just what all women want: to be described as “the girl with the great personality.” At least her kids tell her she’s “grate” and that she smells like “flawrs.” Which brings us to…
Ford (7)…
…is just going to go ahead and apologize in advance for his post-game behavior. He doesn’t lose well. But if they keep score based on passion and gallons-of-sweat-generated
Cal (6)…
…is flying up our favorite kid leaderboard. We hear (from his cousin Josie who is in his same 1st grade class!) about his continued Chris Farley-esque antics at school, but at home he’s still often the perfect little gentleman. The perfect hoarse-voiced, maniacal, stand-up comedian little gentleman. He gets away with murder mainly because he has taken to frequently writing love notes to his mama. Never mind that’s usually when he’s supposed to be doing classwork (just ask Josie). Cal loves to help cook, all things Pokemon and making his little sister scream. Which brings us to…
June (3)…
…is still the Queen Bee. She likes soccer, bites of anything someone else is eating and a kid named Brady in her preschool class. Her brothers are not happy about that last one. In 2016 we’re pretty sure June cracked a smile in a picture at least 3 out of 708 times, but don’t hold that against her; she will cut a b&$%h if you call out her RBF. Based on her 3-years-ahead-of-schedule height, we are still counting on June for a volleyball scholarship. Unless our newest family member beats her to it. Which brings us to…
Junior (1 week)…
…is 10-feet tall. He’s the new kid in the middle of the picture. His full given name is “Olaf Steph Curry Junior Fehling.” None of us knows exactly why. We’re just calling him “Junior.” You can definitely expect more of him in the Fehling feed from here on out. He’s still working on his #fehlingface. Pretty soon you’ll be as sick of seeing him on social media as you are of seeing the rest of us. Which brings us to…
…the end of our holiday update.
Merry Christmas, folks. We love you more than donuts.
Team Fling
